Two
guys decide to go ice fishing. After arriving at the lake
early in the morning, they cut two holes in the lake and
drop in their lines in the water. After fishing for a
few hours, the first guy has caught dozens of fish while
the second hasn't even gotten a bite. The second one asks
the other, "hey, what's your secret?" The man
answers, "Mmu motta meep da mmrms mmrm." The
second one asks, "What did you say?" The man
answers, "Mmu motta meep da mmrms mmrm." the
second again asks, "What?" The first man spits
into his hand and says, "You gotta keep the worms
warm!"
Submitted
by Isaac Matheson - Nov 8, 2003