Posted 31 March 2013 - 09:12 AM
St. Peter says in order to go into heaven you have to tell me the meaning of easter. So the first Newfie says "OK bye, dat's when people gets dressed up in costume and go door ta door gettin candy." No says St. Peter that's halloween.
The 2nd Newfie is asked the same question. The 2nd Newfie says "OK bye, dat's when everyone sings carols and gives out presents? No says St. Peter that's Christmas.
Finally the 3rd Newfie comes up to him and St. Peter asks do you sir know the meaning of Easter? The 3rd Newfie thinks for a minute and says "yes bye, dat's when they spiked Jesus to the cross where he died to clens us of all our sins. "Yes" replies St. Peter excitedly. Can you tell me more?"
"Of corse bye" says the Newfie. Then they put him in a cave and rolled a big rock in front of it, and now, every year on February 2nd they rolls dat rock away and when he comes out if he sees his shadow we gets 6 more weeks of winter.
If a man speaks in the forest with no women around to hear, is he still wrong?
Choot 'em!....Troy Landry
Posted 31 March 2013 - 04:35 PM
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