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  1. Gone Hunting
    Last one, I'm afraid...I'm tapped out. Hope at least a couple got ya's a chuckle... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big...
  2. Gone Hunting
    A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them. His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad?" :huh: "You'll see"...
  3. Gone Hunting
    What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies 'n wait…A fisherman waits 'n lies. ----------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $2.99 a can…deer nuts are under a buck. :D
  4. Gone Hunting
    A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling him not to kill any farm animals. The city boy headed off and soon after saw a goat. He managed to creep into range and finally shot it. Not knowing anything about animals, the boy didn't...
  5. Gone Hunting
    A man left work one Friday afternoon. It was payday, and instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys. With the groceries, and gas, and liquor, he spent his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife...
  6. Gone Hunting
    A big-whig New York lawyer had never been hunting in his life. All of his counterparts were dedicated hunters and often bragged about the monster bucks they had shot and their skill as woodsmen. Not wanting to be outdone by them, he decided he would have to take up hunting and after getting...
  7. Gone Hunting
    A woman is in bed with her husband's best friend when the phone rings. She picks up the receiver and her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation... In a cheery voice she says, "Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so...
  8. Gone Hunting
    A hunter and his wife had decided that for their 25th wedding anniversary, they were going to go to Africa on Safari. Hearing this, the hunter's overbearing mother in-law was all insistent…She had never been to Africa…She wanted to go to Africa…She was just gonna come along...
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