That is cool, RB! Still not the biggest d**k on this site, thoughNot sure where the start of this conversation is but here is the bull penis walking stick I was working on a since Xmas . Lots of time it was in freezer. . Its one piece and about 48" long. It was a learning piece. Should have another one before long as his starting to piss me off by mooing all day..
Needs a few more coats of sealer and then a sanding to knock off the rough spots.
All our female guests we have over I get them to hold it and guess whats it made from.
When I tell them ...... I tell them Remember the biggest penis you've held in your hands was HERE at my house.